50 Ways to Freak People Out
In an elevator
1. Hum the Batman theme incessantly for twenty minutes
2. Wait on the elevator with a big bucket of Skittles until there are a lot of people on there with you. When you get to a high floor or desired number of victims, wait till the door opens and then scream TASTE THE RAINBOW! at the top of your lungs, pour the Skittles all over the elevator, and run.
3. Go up to somebody of the same gender and lick them
4. Go up to somebody of the opposite gender and lick them
5. Go up to somebody of any gender and lick them. Then look disgusted and slap them for no reason whatsoever.
6. Drop a penny down the elevator shaft and then scream NO! MOMMY, COME BACK!
7. Stare at somebody and lick your lips. Then pull out your cell phone, pretend to dial, and say Ive found a likely candidate for our
8. Then glance at them.
9. Then start laughing maniacally.
10. Scream LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!